Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
We need to get me chipped asap
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
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