Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
Randomize
