carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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