I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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