For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Another f*ing night of vodka youporn and xanax. I need to get a goddamn life
3 great things that go great together... But not on a Friday night. Perfect on say... a Tuesday.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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