I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
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