Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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