Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
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