He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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