im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
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