i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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