i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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