why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
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