Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
Randomize
