Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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