Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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