We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
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