theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
Randomize
