My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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