Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
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