So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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