The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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