And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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