This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Randomize
