I must be too annoying 4 u.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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