don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I'm having to shit out rocks
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