You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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