i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Randomize
