i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
True college students do jello shots in the library
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