Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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