Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
it's not cheating when I paid for it
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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