talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
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