i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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