so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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