who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
Naked. naked and bneed help.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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