Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
how drunk are you?
Several
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
Randomize
