Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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