you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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