we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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