doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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