There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
I deserve to be covered in dicks
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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