i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
I wish i was in the wii world.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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