so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
you would pick up someone in the library
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
Randomize
