I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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