ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
Randomize
