Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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