Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
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