Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
So here I am, sexting at work.
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