YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
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