it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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