Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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